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(noun) A place, quite interesting in itself. Meatbird can only be found in Lively, Ontario, Canada. Things to do at meatbird:

a. drown
b. get covered in goose shit
c. get cancer
d. get high
e. get cold
f. smoke
g. get laid
h. swim
Jennifer and Jacob swam at Meatbird.
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"Fuckin' "meat bird" at the bar thought she was pretty damn hot, eh. I mean, she has a cute face but I'll bet she can't even wipe her own ass"
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A chick who has a wicked face but a slightly chubby body. This chick would be super hot if she had a tidy rig.
Dave: Gary you should have seen this chick I ruined last night.

Gary: Oh yeah mate, but na it was you that got ruined.

Dave: What are you on about?

Gary: Well she was massive, but na good work.

Dave: Fuck you mate, she had a wicked face.

Gary: Oath. But that's about all she had going for her.

Dave: Are you serious? I was macking her all over the shop and it was awesome.

Gary: Yeah mate did you try to put your hands around her?

Dave: I was slaughtered, how would I know?

Gary: Yeah I saw her and she had a fat arse, she was taller sitting down.

Dave: Holy shit I did a meatbird didn't I?

Gary: Yeah mate... again.
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