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Meat Warmer

1.The Meat Warmer commonly dwells in humid climates. It patrols the strrets in search of sexual profit,i.e. a hooker.

2. Meat Warmer:Adj./V. - An old woman or one of less than average looks sitting at the end of the bar when everyone is leaving. She has struck out with the good lloking men and now sits in wait for the most drunk of the leftovers to ask her to accompany him home. She of course will do the favor, only if to ease her suffering and feelings of rejection. She knows that she is simply a hole to fill when nothing else pans out for the loneliest of men.
"Ahh, these girls are out of my league and I am horny. Guess I am drunk enough to take home that meat warmer"!- see also, Swamp Donkey, Jackel Arm, & Goin' Hoggin'.
Meat Warmer by WindoLickr June 10, 2009
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Meat warmer

(Noun):

1. A derogitory term for a woman who is of little value to her male companion.

2. A woman who is of average atractivness at a club/bar who is "picked up" by a man who is just looking for a vagina to hump for the night.

3. A female who is used for sexual gratification with no comitments and is easily forgetable by the male afterwards.
4. A forgetable but fuckable woman.

5. Slang for temporary or non-commital vagina.
Guy1-"Yo! Jack, you get anything good trolling at the club last night?"

Guy2-"Nah. I partied hard but there were to many chads around to get a good bite. I ended up taking home a meat warmer to tide me over till friday night."

Guy1.-"What's her name dude?"

Guy2.-"Don't know man. Doesn't matter. She'll be gone tomorrow anyway so who cares."
Meat warmer by armoroid 5000 September 10, 2009

Meatfarmer 

That Raul went home with 4 different men last week! He's a real meatfarmer.
Meatfarmer by bart69 February 29, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026