meat staff

A holy rod that can grant you 1 orgasm every 2 hours. Take precaution when inserting into a wizard sleeve because accidents while performing magic can summon crotch goblins.

"The wizard polished his meat staff every day, but was careful not to polish it too hard, for that would hurt."

meat staff by Walt Farmer June 25, 2008

Meltstaff

To have a nuclear meltdown at the slightest mention of something negative about you on the interwebz.

I just wrote teal was a shit colour and went all Meltstaff.

Is there anything that flog won't meltstaff about?

Meltstaff by Campaigner February 19, 2015

Meatstuffer 

When you shove all yo shit in there, balls included

"how deep you go bro?"
"Full Meatstuffer"

Meatstuffer by McDickNass September 26, 2025