meat it 

some half chink half nigger
that beats old lady's and fucks little girls
but know one could be as hood as him
nah wut eye mean

meat it is a faggot that is a h00d gang banger

meat it by b-ran the enfamous June 24, 2008

Beat it before you Meat it 

Before you go out to meet a girl, 'bate so you'll last longer when you bang her later.

dude 1: Dude I'm gonna meet up with Arielle at that party later
dude 2: Aww shit dude you better beat it before you meat it
dude 1: haha aight bro

Beat it before you Meat it by chillchillchill February 25, 2011

beat meat to it 

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

beat meat to it by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.> by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

bet it aint got no meat 

the subject or matter contains no poultry, beef,pork,fish or any other meaty sources

"man this soup is good"
"bet it aint got no meat"

"why didnt you stand up for yourself?"

" bet you aint got no fucking meat!"

"i heard your mom got dicked down by the mailman"

"mhmmm bet he do got meat"

bet it aint got no meat by meatman89 February 6, 2014

Beat it with a meat tenderizer 

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.

Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.

Beat it with a meat tenderizer by Keouiiii February 15, 2020

Insert the Meat (ITM) 

Insert the Meat is a phrase that refers to slipping your "meat" aka cock, penis, slong into a poosie, thus ITM.

I would really like to insert the meat (ITM) into that hot clone over there.

Insert the Meat (ITM) by CP November 19, 2004