The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.
by carlmarks January 4, 2015
Eating entirely too much meat, usually beef, resulting in a constipated state the next day whereby you sit on the toilet taking a dry shit and sweatIng profusely trying to work it out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018
Meat sweats are when you sweat after eating a large amount of meat in one sitting . This term is used by Joey Tribbiani in the TV series “Friends” after eating the entire turkey that Monica Geller made.
“Uh oh, here comes the meat sweats.”
by Fghfjnbdhdhdbbdnsnebdbdbdndbdj November 23, 2021
When shawty gets so hot and bothered from all that lovin' from that good D (the "meat"), she becomes red/warm all over and then begins to perspire (the "sweats").
by highlander2000 December 24, 2022
by Joey Hotdogs December 3, 2018
Contrary to popular belief, the meat sweats are not in relation to consuming excessive amounts of meat in a short period of time.
Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.
Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.
Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.
Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.
"Dude how was your trip last night?"
"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"
"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"
by denny434 February 7, 2021
"Hey Daniel I heard you just played a great game of tennis"
"Why yes I did, however I now have raging meat sweats"
"Why yes I did, however I now have raging meat sweats"
by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017