Beat Up Meat Curtains

A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.

I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)

by Zachariah Non Prolificus June 14, 2008

Purple Meat Curtain

The term used to describe a woman's flappy, discolored labia

Jesus Christ dude - did you see the purple meat curtain on that broad?

by Jymmetry November 7, 2016

Meat curtains

Saggy vagina lips

She was open but the meat curtains made it look like it was 24/7

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021

Meat Curtains

Very large pussy flaps

She's got some fat ass meat curtains

by Italic February 5, 2018

Meat Curtains

When a woman has such a large labia that they come out the sides of her underwear or bathing suit.

Dude, this chick has such big meat curtains, they were flapping in the wind!

by A-:)Dizzle August 30, 2021

Meat curtain sauce toss

The act of pissing in her vagina followed by 3 good pumps with your penis pushing the urine out causing her labia to glisten.

Man that Amy is a nasty thot. She loves the Meat curtain sauce toss. I almost vomit each time we do it.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

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by Bacon lover April 21, 2013