Even far less healthy than eating real meat, because of all the artificial chemicals and preservatives and colorings and flavorings and storage conditions.
by AYB May 04, 2003
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Shit that those evil Vegans want us to eat instead of good, hardy meat and animal products.
After eating the meat alternatives I threw up all over the bathroon floor in disgust.
by weirdgirl August 13, 2003
Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.
Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003