Megabeast 

A person, specifically an Asian person, who is too boss at doing anything, especially math. Shy at first, but get to know him and he'll blow your brains out from his epicness.

Dude, did you hear about that Asion boy, Daniel? He won 1st place in some math contest. He's such a megabeast.

Megabeast by Iloveblondieserryday August 13, 2012

Meatblast 

On the occassion that you are pissed off, or just horny, at or for another dude, you pull out your genitalia, and slap them against any part of the body of said dude. Loud yelling of "MEATBLAST!" must follow, and a joyful dance symbolizing your superiority over them.

I was taking a hot soapy shower with Brian Silvercock, and he bent over to wash off the shampoo, and I meatblasted his bare back. My friends, who were also in the shower, gave me a high five... No Homo!

Meatblast by Brian Silvercock July 30, 2009

mercbeast 

Someone who is incredibly skilled at a first person shooter.

TTL Cuteness is a straight-up mercbeast in Call of Duty. I wouldn't ever wanna run into that guy.

mercbeast by sundayisover September 18, 2009

meantastic 

Something that is funny in concept but downright horrible if actualized.

“Michael, did you see that flyer for a lost pet?”
“Yea, I saw it Allison, I can't stop thinking about how funny it would be to arrive at the pet owner’s home, tell them you found their pet, and then when you see the look of relief in their face, hand them a bucket of coyote shit mixed with fur.”
“Michael, you’re so Meantastic”

meantastic by FrogLegStew August 8, 2015

Manfeast 

A small gathering of males for an impromptu dinner or BBQ.

The males usually fail to obtain any significant sources of leafy vegetables or fiber to accompany the feast.

Menu usually consists of:
Beer
Steak
Sausage
Pork Fat
Butter
Potatoes

Joe: "I just laid a log that looked like a piece of black PVC pipe!"

Brett: "Yea, that Manfeast last night tore me up too. When are we doing it again?"

Manfeast by Grizzly August 28, 2009

meanester 

when youre more meaner than meanest

youre the meanester

meanester by Medrick December 25, 2016

meowbeast 

Alternate word for a member of the feline species.

Another word for cat, kitty, kitten, pussy cat, etc.

talking to your cat Hello meowbeast.

What a fluffy meowbeast.

I'm going to pet the meowbeast.

meowbeast by DevolutionEX October 30, 2020