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Generally considered to be an insult used by the faint of heart. Can be heard in small scottish suburbs, but only the ones full of hoors and hoormasters. Also seems to be shouted out in rural pubs with barmaids who have been spitroasted by local farmers. It is also considered to be a small honour to be refered to as a mealer, usually after performing an act that is both incredibly dumb but also insanely funny.
Mealer1: totally threw a teacake off my dads head yesterday

Mealer2: wow, but why?

Mealer1: Bored

Mealer2: You mealer
Mealer by JimmerTronJnr June 24, 2009
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MEALER; Definition: (Verb) To pulverize, to make anew, to grind down and re-form/re-shape from dust, sustaining element, et al.
(Noun) Object or person with the ability to provide a new beginning of an item or items by pulverizing and combining, exemplifying the past to shape the future of those around them.
(Adjective) Make new or better from infinite particles.
(Adverbial Clause, Conjunct, Adjunct, Disjunct, Expletive) As in; “You’ve been Mealer’d!” In a good way.
Mrs. Smith decided she'd had enough of the rowdy 3rd grade class, she decided it was time to mealer them into a respectable group of students.
Mealer by Dr. Sanjay Sachdeva February 10, 2023
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Someone who has characteristics of meal; quite a mealy person
Person 1: bro jay is such a mealer
Person 2: I know bro and they’re bad at Mario
Mealer by Fat Lorenzo July 7, 2023

Free Mealer 

A woman who only dates for meals or other material items. Most commonly entitled women, but also men who seek a mommy figure to care for them.
Erin brags about having multiple dates during week. Didn’t care for the guys but talks about what she had for dinner. Must be a Free Mealer.
Free Mealer by NM83 August 17, 2025
A man who distributes penis into other men’s butts, in the same manner a mail man distributes mail into mailboxes.
Johnny is such a maler since he’s always fucking a bunch of different dudes in the booty.
Maler by Anotherlightskin June 21, 2020

meanerness 

The act or process of being mean.
Stop being meanerness to me!
meanerness by Stevie Bircher January 5, 2009
Mealey, a smart and talented person who everyone loves and would never be mean. She is also very lovable and cool. She would always be there for you when you are feeling down. She always has a smile on her face everyday even when it’s raining!
OMG Mealey is so nice and sweet!!
mealey by Madzxo101 March 11, 2019