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Oozin' machismo 

Acting excessively hyper-masculine, derived from the way that bull Elephants secrete a thick smelly liquid(or machismo) when they undergo "Musth" (or Elephant-anarchy) and berzerker-rage on anything that moves including other Elephants,Rhinos and Humans.
Meant to be used in a mocking context.
Person 1: Check out that guy with the Skoal wife-beater, puffin' his chest out and trying to look tough.
Person 2: Oozin' machismo.
Both People: WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1
Oozin' machismo by Sidewaysusa February 21, 2009
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Mechanism Male

A Mechanism Male is defined as someone, usually male, who uses the mechanisms of the world to their own gain. Such as using the mechanism of trust to become filthy rich in the subtropical islands.
Take that guy over there as an example, what makes me different from him? He’s bigger than me, and he looks like a good student. He probably gets a big allowance from his parents, too. But he gets bullied. Meanwhile, I get money and sleep with women. Because he’s a beta cuck, and I’m a mechanism male
Mechanism Male by Ididurmoms March 12, 2023
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Coping Mechanism 

An idea to justify means otherwise negative.
Ben: Jeez, Jeremy, you've gotten fat!
Jeremy: It's okay, I'm a powerlifter.
Powerlifting is Jeremy's coping mechanism to carry extra weight.
Coping Mechanism by dacarnix June 6, 2016

Machismo 

Spanish word. I don't think there's a direct english word translation.

1. Having an unusually high or exaggerated sense of masculinity. Including an attitude that aggression, strength, sexual prowess, power and control is the measure of someone's manliness. Also, a machismo man feels having these traits entitles him to respect and obedience from men and women around him.

2. The belief in the right to dominate and control, including, but not limited to, control over women.
He thinks that because he can shoot his mouth off and act machismo that I'm impressed and that she'll just bow down and do whatever he says.

Wow, Dave a guy's guy. but Steve takes it to another level. he's machismo.
Machismo by triggermansam August 30, 2007

Blasted Mechanism 

Simply one of the best alternative bands in the world.
Blasted Mechanism kicks major ass!
Blasted Mechanism by Journas October 9, 2003

anti-chug mechanism 

that removable piece of plastic that comes on all liquor bottles that makes it really hard to chug off the bottle
her: did you drink today?
me: yeah I ripped off the anti-chug mechanism and a ripped right from the bottle
anti-chug mechanism by smimic7 January 14, 2009

Banteristic Mechanisms 

Offensive and strong banter to be taken as a joke but often not.
nob : "Oi mate lets go for a cheeky nandos after JD'S lads "
Archbishop of banterbury: "Fuck off, like you can afford that you use a rope as a belt!"
nob: *crying* "oi my nan was on that boat :("
Archbishop of banterbury:" Only banteristic mechanisms ,trust mate lets av a cheeky nandos!"
nob: aight bruv