When you whant to keep a moment in a picture and you are about to do something else, you stop for a moment and grab your smartphone and says
by franklyned June 10, 2014
When u take a picture of your self with YOURSELF. You can have other people when u take a selfie but that person can only be Barak Obama.
by Umme April 22, 2015
Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.
Hey shaniqua ?
Yesh babez ?
Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?
Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.
Yesh babez ?
Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?
Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.
by Couldn't find a valid username June 13, 2014
Fuck me. Have sex with me. The person saying "take me" is the more submissive partner; the person who will do the taking is the dominant.
I want you to take me.
by ab2122 August 8, 2006
1. When a crazy old person(a grandparent, mostly grandfathers) says this they take their belts off and threaten to hit you with it. Because you did something wrong or are being a pain in the ass.
2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones
2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones
Child: Hey grandpa...*asks a million questions*
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!
by mister boondock February 15, 2006
A very clear signal that the phrase's user is groin-grabbingly horny and wants whomever they direct it to have sex with them right now.
This is incredibly sexy when it's said by an attractive, submissive female.
This is incredibly sexy when it's said by an attractive, submissive female.
When the attractive, submissive female whispered, "Take me," I couldn't help but do what she wished.
by 'Annony' June 3, 2005
by Anonymous December 28, 2002