Muffy Puffs 

Muffy puffs-a group of hot chicks playing trivia with swollen vaginas at a local pub

Look at that table of hot muffy puffs.
I bet they win tonight

Muffy Puffs by Country K October 29, 2017

Muffy Imeasy 

n. A generic term that describes any bland, vapid female, like a flight attendant or sorority girl. Her significant other is named "Johnny Package."

Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there at the GAP.

Muffy Imeasy by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

Muffy Crosswire 

A selfish, spoiled rich monkey from the children's television show, Arthur. She is very fashionable, stubborn, beautiful, and extremely wealthy. Even though Muffy is all of these things, she is very misunderstood. She boasts confidence when on the inside, she lacks the confidence she shows to her fellow third grade classmates. In addition to that, she happens to be friendly when she feels compelled to and genuinely cares about her friends.

It is a rarity to be compared to Muffy Crosswire, for it can be seen as rude, but in hindsight, it is an honor to be compared to such a mature eight year old anthropomorphic monkey from one of the most beloved children's television shows of all time.

Ugh, she is so annoying, just like Muffy Crosswire, but she is also so chic and fashionable.

Muffy Crosswire by regan/muffy August 26, 2016

puffy muffy

A pussy with real nice puffy cheeks and or lips.

Oh my god, that stripper has the sexiest puffy muffy I've ever seen!

To make a great camel toe, a girl needs a real puffy muffy.

puffy muffy by PapaGMP August 21, 2008

mcduffy 

Ice Cream of any flavor smudged between 2 rather large size cookies of any flavor or mixtures.

Jimbo looked East as the wind blew gently acrossed his brow, tell him yellow aint the color, "you all sell them ice cream cookies?", "ah yes, Mcduffy's, isle 4"

mcduffy by Damien Williams September 12, 2008

muffy puffs 

Muffy Puffs-A group of chicks playing trivia at the local pub with swollen vaginas.

Look at that table of muffy puffs.They look hot.

muffy puffs by Phatwags K October 29, 2017

Slutty Muffy

The act of coaxing a rich, stuck-up chick to sleep with you by misrepresenting your own personal wealth and only revealing your true affluence as you ejaculate onto her face or bosom.

An optional, yet not essential, follow-up is to conceal a stack of Monopoly money in your pants and to heave it upon the female post-ejaculation with the intention of having the bills stick to her body (the ejaculate should serve as a viable adhesive).

Yo homey, you rememba that country club having ass bitch from da club last night? Yee, she thought I had mad scrilla. But den i busted her up wit a nut and a handful a rainbow bills. Bitch got a Slutty Muffy.

Slutty Muffy by MaxMatty July 8, 2011