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Knifey McSlicerson 

One who brings large knives to school with the intent to harm little children. Usually with redneck background and a house filled with knives. paired with the verb to knife.
I heard Knifey McSlicerson brought another bouie knife to school today and then knifed all the little children as they played in the schoolyard

Spazzy McSpinner 

a device used for multi-taskers; includes a blush applier, q-tip with barrier, lint roller, and a scrub brush:
S-P-I-DOUBLE N-E-R! Spinner! the spazzy mcspinner!