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Cow Moolestor
Cow Moolestor by Jake from State Farm123457 July 5, 2013
Ewok Moolesters
Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.
Ewok Moolesters by Wiggledwarf May 24, 2011
McCholesterol
A rather big fat body that consumes way too much fast food and can't walk more than thirty feet without being out of breath. This person may or may not have a remote control lost in a fat roll and are dangerous around small animals and children, because the McCholestol can't see where they will be sitting down.
McCholesterol by turkey ham and cheese March 3, 2011
Moolest
1. To be run over by a cow set loose by another person intentionally;
also known as homicide by indirect trampling.
2. To milk a cow with subconscious immature thoughts to arise. This person should never be in 4 meters radius of a cow.
also known as homicide by indirect trampling.
2. To milk a cow with subconscious immature thoughts to arise. This person should never be in 4 meters radius of a cow.
1. "If I see your ass on my property again I will moolest you"
"My grandfather was moolested in WW2. He was such a good man."
"The convicted pedophile faced justice by being moolested"
2. "I'm so ashamed of myself, I was milking a cow and I couldn't help but moolest"
"My grandfather was moolested in WW2. He was such a good man."
"The convicted pedophile faced justice by being moolested"
2. "I'm so ashamed of myself, I was milking a cow and I couldn't help but moolest"
Moolest by Wooflester May 16, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026