Hide in McDonalds play area and grope kids who climb through the jungle gym.

Or can be used as a term as When outplaying children in activities such as sports and gaming.

I was Mcmolested. I’m gonna Mcmolest that child. I’m not gonna be beaten by some child... he’s gonna be mcmolested.

Mcmolest by Those February 17, 2020

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Ewok Moolesters

Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.

I feel like being a Ewok Moolesters today and destroy my relationships with people.

Ewok Moolesters by Wiggledwarf May 24, 2011

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McCholesterol

A rather big fat body that consumes way too much fast food and can't walk more than thirty feet without being out of breath. This person may or may not have a remote control lost in a fat roll and are dangerous around small animals and children, because the McCholestol can't see where they will be sitting down.

Damn, that McCholesterol must be at least five hundred pounds!!!

McCholesterol by turkey ham and cheese March 3, 2011

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Moolest

1. To be run over by a cow set loose by another person intentionally;

also known as homicide by indirect trampling.

2. To milk a cow with subconscious immature thoughts to arise. This person should never be in 4 meters radius of a cow.

1. "If I see your ass on my property again I will moolest you"

"My grandfather was moolested in WW2. He was such a good man."

"The convicted pedophile faced justice by being moolested"

2. "I'm so ashamed of myself, I was milking a cow and I couldn't help but moolest"

Moolest by Wooflester May 16, 2013

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