A mcgurk is a very swift slap to the nuts often causing severe pain, to which the reciever will fall to the floor.
Tim was getting jizzy in the bar last night so George walked by and gave him a good mcgurk, then laughed as he fell to the floor.
by Badandyale November 18, 2008
A secretive term for jerking off or masturbating in the presence of one who is unaccepting that a man needs to bust a load himself once in a while.
by Valente Bros. January 5, 2008
one who makes shit up to make his penis seem big when in fact he has nothing more than a 1 inch, shriveled up, POS that couldn't even please a 13 year old.
by hothotheat12 October 29, 2008
(verb) to inflict severe pain and damage to friends and acquaintances by the administration of excessive quantities of alcohol, especially of an exotic, unusual, or unnecessary variety.
(expletive): "McGurk!" - the cry of pain, shame, and self-loathing uttered when one realises that one has been McGurked (q.v.)
(expletive): "McGurk!" - the cry of pain, shame, and self-loathing uttered when one realises that one has been McGurked (q.v.)
(On waking, the morning after, in poor condition): "Oh no, I've been McGurked!"
(When meeting someone who appears to be suffering): "What happened to you?" "I got McGurked last night"
(When meeting someone who appears to be suffering): "What happened to you?" "I got McGurked last night"
by SexReject February 4, 2010
by Drew, Matt, Parker September 23, 2008
Once someone has been given a mcgurk and they fall to the floor you would then stomp on their nuts causing even more humor and ending all chances of reproduction for the receiver of the mcgurk combo.
After i gave that kid a mcgurk and he fell, i decided to mcgurk combo his ass with a good stomp to prevent reproduction.
by badandyale2 November 18, 2008
1. A character in Home Movies.
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave
"Hey, did you see Coach McGurk today?"
"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."
"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."
by Natepalm October 20, 2003