4 definitions by Valente Bros.

Nazi Credit Check

The act of giving a credit check ( the act of swiping ones hand through the ass crevace of another) whilst sneaking up on him and pulling his forehead backwards making him temporarily paralyzed, spazzing, and crumble to the ground violently ( taking everything aorund him out along with him )

Eddie crumbled to the ground hard and violently after Joey gave him a Nazi Credit Check

by Valente Bros. January 5, 2008

bubs

the way an Italian Man and Wolverine says boobs or tits

Ay' Tony, look at er' (her) bubs

by Valente Bros. January 5, 2008

Grundling

The act of taking your strong arm and feeding it under an unsuspecting friend's legs as he stands and lifting him up by his grundle. This will cause extreme pain of the marble sack and or loss of baby makin mojo.

Jose snuck up behind serg and was grundling him into oblivion.

by Valente Bros. January 5, 2008

mcgurk

A secretive term for jerking off or masturbating in the presence of one who is unaccepting that a man needs to bust a load himself once in a while.

Yo, let me get the laptop so i can mcgurk to nugget porn in the bathroom.

by Valente Bros. January 5, 2008