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chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.
Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

Pizza Mozzarella 

A guy who trains a disabled stand user into being a spin user, unaware that that disabled stand user kid is gonna be killing the president. Fucking crippled ass cowboy kid gonna kick Funny Valentine's ass.

HE GOT GOLD PLATED TEETH

HE ITALIAN

HE GAY

perfecto being.

neato.

e.

he can S O N G .

PIZZA MOZZARELLA PIZZA MOZZARELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..r e l l a..

the golden rectangle tho.

h u h.
Johnny: Gyro, I know we need to win this race but Jesus told to me to kil- Gyro? Gyro??

Gyro: PIZZA MOZZARELLA, PIZZA MOZZARELLA, RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..RELLA...rell..a..
Though the name itself is unique , prefers to go by the name Rella. Quite possibly the most unique and completely well rounded person you will ever encounter. Whether it as a friend , worker , family member she goes above and beyond to truly show how much she cares everyday. Stunning beauty , insanely funny are just a few of the things ... but you don't have time to read a never ending list :P . One of the most trustworthy people I have ever met , very rarely do you find this trait but I have to say I'd go to the ends of the world to see her smile and can trust with any secret. Sounds pretty good yeah? CAREFUL though she may be super cute and teddy bear like in nature , do not provoke or you will face the tiny fists of fury ( If in danger , bribe with Dr Pepper and Funyuns) . Thanks again Rella for all you do. This may seem cheesy , but hell it has to be said ^_^
....... Marella , That is all
Marella by Sarasota_Stitch23 May 10, 2014

Mozambique Mozzarella Stick 

The act of busting your spunk and freezing it. After freezing your load you batter, bread and deep fry it. Once your "Stick" is ready to go, you repetitivly ram your partners rump with the roughly breaded spunk stick until her ass hole bleeds, the blood being marinara sauce.
My friend dishes out the meanest Mozambique Mozzarella Sticks.

Mozzarella Moment 

The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.

Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.

The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.
Dude, I had a mozzarella moment while watching my hot colleague drinking a glass of cold water.

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash 

The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.
"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."