girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.
dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.
squirt!!!
dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.
girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.
dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.
squirt!!!
dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.
girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.
by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011