May 16th

National kids your boyfriend day
This is a day where you go get ready look nice freshen up your breath and kiss you boyfriend.

Bf: hey it’s May 16th you know what that means..

national kids your boyfriend day
Gf: ok *kisses* there

by Poophole454 May 9, 2021

May 16th

National give chiara a blow job day!

Jd: its may 16th no wonder I can't find chiara. Everyone is giving her a blow job.
chiara: ahh~

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 11, 2022

May 16th

If you were born on this day you are GORGEOUS. People born on May 16th are sweet and super fun to be around!

- I love hanging out with you, you’re so nice!

- thanks! i get that a lot, i was born on may 16th

by addie~~ May 4, 2022

May 16th- National Kiss the Homies Day

May 16th is national kiss the homies day. Remember, kissing the homies isn’t gay; cheeks and the forehead are the best places. Girls are homies too ;)

“Yo m8! iIts May 16th- National Kiss the Homies Day!”*kisses homie on the forehead* “no homo tho bro”

by Priest_Cecelian February 28, 2020

16th May

National ass pic day, screenshot this and send it to all girls they must send ass pics on this day if this definition is shown. IT IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE TO NOT SEND ASS PICS TODAY

Me: guess what its the 16th May
Bae: and?
Me: show me that sweet ass sexy

by DAILYFACTSSSSSS May 13, 2020

May 16th

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace

Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind

by mythofcake October 4, 2023

May 16th

A day where you send you closest homies a picture of your cock and balls and they rate it out of 10

Johnny its May 16th where my picture bro?

Oh thats my bad here you go!

I rate it a good 8 out of 10 Johnny!

Thanks bro!

by Beanflicker2003 May 17, 2022