maxitard

being so retarded only autonomic functions take place in your life

Mike is such a fucking maxitard he cant even make a sentence!

maxitard by maxi-zoom-tardo November 10, 2009

Maxtard (Full retard mode) 

Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.

This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.

In short: Never go full retard..

Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''

Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''

Maxtard (Full retard mode) by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009

Mexitard 

Similar to retard' except Mexican.

An insult which can be used to point out their gross and vile nature. They talk the talk, twitch and stink of sweat whilst trying to offload low calibre dope.

They usually have a low opinion of women in general and grow mustaches like their mothers.

'These Mexitard's are soooo dumb!'

'No shit man he was a Mexitard who stole it!'

'That Mexitard tool was so stupid he left his stash!'

Mexitard by Jabathut December 10, 2008

manitard 

the words maniac and retard fused together. used to describe someone who drives like a maniac/retard in hazardous conditions and thinks that all wheel drive makes them invincible.

This person passing me is such a manitard, you can't even see the road.

manitard by Blankfacehand March 7, 2011

Maxtard 

A high school student who has an extremely hot sister who sells her body for juul pods and cocaine. He also frequently masturbates in the mens lockerroom and has been caught eyeing up elementary school boys on more than one occasion. There was also a rumor of him making love to an Irish doberman.

"Dude you hear about that kid that jacked off in my back pack before soccer practice?"
"Sounds like a maxtard!"

Maxtard by Jak me hofff August 23, 2019

Maxtard 2.0 

A high school student who has a really hot sister who sells her body for juul pods and cocaine.been caught eyeing up elementary school boys on more than one occasion and frequently masturbates in the mens locker room.

"Dude did you hear about the kid who jacked off in my shoes before soccer practice?"
"Sounds like a maxtard 2.0"

Maxtard 2.0 by Jak me hofff August 23, 2019