will ask you to make him food, help him up, and also mooch rides, and cigarettes off of you.
often associates themselves with the "punk" genre but is too lazy to participate in any actual music making processes;
extremely vain and full of themselves,
relating their actions to that of Jesus Christ and wears clothes that are way too small and is in a neverending quest to get laid;becomes extremely obnoxious when intoxicated
also known as a feminine care product
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"