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Maximinimal 

When the quantity of a thing reaches the largest area it can occupy before being reclassified to the next higher size.
Veronica's boobs are maximinimal for that halter top...one deep breath and those puppies will make a break for freedom.

maximini 

A type of incredibly short dress, derived from the term mini.

I can find no evidence of these, but when I posted on a message board about how I thought dresses were long a girl corrected me by telling me about minis and maximinis. Girls believe in them.
If you believe in maximinis clap your hands!
maximini by Dr. Batido December 23, 2005

maximinimised 

To perform to a minimum with a maximum amount of effort.
He has totally maximinimised his efficiency by multitasking facebook, instangram and pirate bay.
maximinimised by Crasmorieris October 14, 2016

maximinimised 

To work as inefficiently as possible while executing the maximum amount of effort.
Wow. I've totally maximinimised my performance at work by responding to Facebook posts within 0.0001 seconds!
maximinimised by Crasmorieris October 14, 2016

Maximilius

The sweetest and most handsome man in the entire world. He will always be there for you. If you have a Maximilius as a friend/boyfriend you should be really proud.
Who is that handsome man?
That is Maximilius
Maximilius by Idk its keara November 22, 2021

Maximitis 

A contagious deadly disease currently contained in a secret base at an unknown location. Scientists are planning to release the disease to the rest of the world in the next decade.
Look, he's got maximitis, run!
Maximitis by someome who lives April 18, 2023