A term used to describe a depressing, lackluster bar where middle aged depressed men come to drink away their sorrows.
You know these bars by the instant feeling of depression you get when you walk in the door and see two middle aged men sitting at opposite ends of the bar drink a beer in silence.
A bar with patrons who are alone and look depressed, as if their entire family was murdered, just like the video game max Payne.
You know these bars by the instant feeling of depression you get when you walk in the door and see two middle aged men sitting at opposite ends of the bar drink a beer in silence.
A bar with patrons who are alone and look depressed, as if their entire family was murdered, just like the video game max Payne.
"Lets hit up that bar around the block today"
"Nah man it's a max Payne bar, I feel like cutting myself every time we go there"
"Nah man it's a max Payne bar, I feel like cutting myself every time we go there"
by SteveFkdU February 6, 2014
Guy 1: How you feel about her?
Guy 2: she a max payne thousand ganggy
Guy 1: max payne thousand?! You have to get her
Guy 2: she a max payne thousand ganggy
Guy 1: max payne thousand?! You have to get her
by ggonly April 18, 2022
by toad_did_it December 13, 2021
I have nobody in my life and its a boring night. Fuck it, break out the Jack Daniels and Oxycontin there aint nothing better than Partying like Max Payne!
by unclepayne August 23, 2013
by toad_did_it December 13, 2021
Person 1 : Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over tonight.
Person 2 YOOOO! She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho brodie. You alr know how im coming
Person 2 YOOOO! She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho brodie. You alr know how im coming
by raawr :| June 22, 2022