Malzahar 

Aids and Cancer yu-gi-oh fused to create a champion in League of Legends
Balanced by a team of clowns who inhale crackpipes

People who play Malzahar were beat as children by the local clown who keeps a collection of bags of dicks in the trunk of his car.

Malzahar by BigDickNick6969 July 23, 2019

mallzheimers 

The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.

Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?

Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!

mallzheimers by Matt Wiebe March 19, 2008

Mawlicious

Characterized by a sinister look and licking of lips. Often followed by and related to the action of vore. If a person looks mawlicious, it is likely that he or she is viewing you as little more than a snack.

I don't like the mawlicious look of that predator.
The way he licks his lips . . . it's all very mawlicious.
I was feeling very mawlicious when I ate all those little furry creatures.

Mawlicious by Juvelo's Biggest Fan October 17, 2019

malzoan 

Malzoan (n.) A person who condones, promotes, or actively engages in non-human animal exploitation, enslavement, rape, torture, murder, consumption, or commodification.

From the Latin malus (bad, wrong, evil) and the Greek zôion (animal) with the suffix -an (adhering to or following). Literally, a person who is harmful to animals.

Malzoism: the philosophy and worldview thereof.

Antonym: vegan (-ism)

"I said, 'Let's go to a vegan restaurant' but that guy was such a malzoan he claims he can't go one meal without sucking on gore."

malzoan by Judivee August 28, 2015

mawz 

Dawg with extra privileges.

Yo my mawz fo shur

mawz by kingofalabama October 31, 2014

malz 

Short for "may as well"

Bored friend #1: "What do you wanna do now?"
Bored friend #2: "Malz go home I guess."

malz by haxemon May 22, 2009

Malzied 

A person who defaults on an obligation, especially a small one. Basically borrows money and doesn’t pay it back.

I gave my buddy Dave $80 and he malzied me!

Malzied by KingB1026 September 7, 2020