Mauled 

Mauled - to be kissed vigously either by a guy or a girl-/ (makeout) . This phrase is commonly used on the Hit show “That 70’s Show”

Donna- “That will be our first date”
Eric- “ I mean apart from the times I mauled you”

Mauled by Bitch I just know stuff December 26, 2017

mauled 

To be defeated comprehensively

(In sport) - A really good shot

Dude, you just got mauled by that guy

Gilly mauled that short ball over midwicket

mauled by flabgrab May 15, 2007

Malked 

The state of shock, disbelieve and complete sluttness that a woman feels after being cover in malk (man milk), cum or load in the face.

Look at Maria she looks completely malked. All of her face is cover in malk and she can't stop crying. What a slut.

Malked by click25 May 31, 2009

mauled 

(i) To be overwhelmed by the effects of drink or drugs.

(ii) To be beaten by another person at a game or in any context whatsoever.

(iii) To shag a bird.

Eg, "I was absolutely fucking mauled last night"
Eg, "I got completely mauled by/at ...."
Eg, "Did you maul Laura last night?"
Eg, "It was a 6-0 mauling"
Eg, "I'm gonna give you a good fucking mauling at pro evo"

mauled by Richard Torrance March 3, 2008

darth mauled 

to be completly destroyed, and to metaphorically see your own legs fall infront of you as you die.

archie: wahahaha
nick: oh son i got darth mauled!

darth mauled by cheeseandchewie November 6, 2008

hair of the bear that mauled you 

Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.

Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?

hair of the bear that mauled you by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

Mauled by Jesus 

Puts a hangover to shame. Very similar, minus alcohol. You could have waken up feeling totally exhausted after a night of hard partying/dancing, so sore in fact the only thing in the known universe that could cause such tremendous discomfort and pain would be Jesus mauling you.

*next day after party*
Alex: Duuude...that party was intense...how would you describe it?
Connor: I don't remember, but the pain suggests at one point i was mauled by Jesus

Mauled by Jesus by bobbert the ghost eating toast August 22, 2011