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Maturkety pants
Maternity pants, in all their
stretchy
glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to
Thanksgiving Day
overeating
rather than pregnancy.
My jeans were making
Thanksgiving dinner
uncomfortable, so I
switched
to
maturkety pants
.
by
Bogrimm
November 28, 2017
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