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(noun) another way to measure one's coolness; a very cool person has a high level of mattyness; alternate spellings: mattiness
Tyler does not possess much mattyness because he wears high tube socks.

You have a lot of mattyness, come be our friend.
by Whiteshizzle May 09, 2006
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