Walter Matthau
I was giving my girl the bilbo baggins when unbenounced to me I busted a nut and performed a Walter Matthau.
Walter Matthau by fuckass#1 February 10, 2004
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a man who has never even been with 12 miles of a plastic surgeon, Walt opts for the natural look, that of a dried bowl of grapes. star of classic films such as Grumpy Old Men, The Couch Trip and Charley Varnick... and Dennis, in which he portrays Mr.Wilson. what a guy.
walter matthau by failure33object August 7, 2006
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The Walter Matthau Mouth
The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.
Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!
My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!
My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!
The Walter Matthau Mouth by captain jeff January 30, 2008
Matthaney
You see Supervisor Joe pull a matthaney by showing up to a funeral in the TL for 5 minutes to take a selfie and post it on Twitter before running off to sip IPA's with his trust-fund friends.
Matthaney by TotalRecallSF December 2, 2021
Mattheus
An amazing guy who is great to talk to. Good looking. He tends to have a joke, but not everyone gets his humor. He doesn't like relationships but he fancies someone. He loves his family and friends more than anything.
Mattheus.
Mattheus by akisstooshort January 15, 2012
Matthan
pronounced: muh-ton
Deriving from the hebrew meaning 'gift of God'
Those men who earn the title of Matthan are as close to perfect as a man can possibly be. They excel in anything they attempt, they achieve greatness with the littlest of effort. They are extremely good looking, 'beautiful' you might say, in a masculine way. Their wits baffle the most intelligent, their wisdom challenges the most enlightened. But their natural humble nature keeps them from showing off their virtues arrogantly. The loins of all women burn with desire for a Matthan, however, they are very scarce and many spend a good part of their lives looking for one.
Deriving from the hebrew meaning 'gift of God'
Those men who earn the title of Matthan are as close to perfect as a man can possibly be. They excel in anything they attempt, they achieve greatness with the littlest of effort. They are extremely good looking, 'beautiful' you might say, in a masculine way. Their wits baffle the most intelligent, their wisdom challenges the most enlightened. But their natural humble nature keeps them from showing off their virtues arrogantly. The loins of all women burn with desire for a Matthan, however, they are very scarce and many spend a good part of their lives looking for one.
wow look at that Matthan I wish I could have a fraction of his amazing-ness
girl one: how was your date?
girl two: it was unreal, the greatest night of my entire life, like a dream... I think he might be a Matthan
girl one: how was your date?
girl two: it was unreal, the greatest night of my entire life, like a dream... I think he might be a Matthan
Matthan by John Addams July 17, 2009