mattluck 

mattluck is a noun and is used when somebody gets unbelievably, unthinkable, briarpatch-like, sooooooooooooooo lucky, especially on the golf course

dude you should have seen how much mattluck he got on number ten, yea i know, he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lucky

mattluck by whatthe123456789 August 10, 2010

mattituck 

Mattituck, a mini town on the east end of long island consisting of mainly middle class to upper middle class white people. Known for the kids partying at beaches for approx. 30 minutes before the cops come, then moving to a local barn. Soccer is like a cult. There's always the same three people in the Suffolk Times newspaper from your high school. you do one 'bad' thing in high school, and people remember it always. You know the first and last name of each member of your approximate 100 people graduating class. You smoke marijuana on a regular basis, or know someone who deals it (or both). you think all the girls from southold suck at sports, are not pretty, and bitchy, but you have at least one friend from there. you say you hate mattituck, but secretly you love it.

"what are you doing tonight?"
"i dont know, there's nothing to do in Mattituck"
"wanna go to baileys?, and get WASTED!?"

mattituck by baller. January 11, 2008

mattafack 

"As a matter of fact" - used by many Americans when they are speaking in a hurry.

"I was down da gubmint ofice, mattafack, it was only yestidee."

mattafack by Bob May 22, 2004

Mattattack 

When someone constantly sleeps over after sex. Refering to 'Matt' which means 'Eternal Sex God'.

Cindy: Bobby and I had sex last night, but I didn't get any sleep again because he sleptover.

Loucy: Oh God, Bobby needs to stop Mattattacking.

Mattattack by ZOMG101 November 5, 2009

mattituck 

Mattituck is located next to Cutchogue and Jamesport. It is a ridiculously small town. There are about 8 and a half black people in total. The hispanic population is growing at an alarming rate, but whose isnt these days? Most kids find themselves smoking weed because there isnt much else to do at all. If you screw up once, you get a reputation that will stick. All of the kids in this school that think they are "popular" will amount to nothing later on in life, and no one will give a flying shit about them when they go to college. Walbaums is a freak show on friday nights. The strawberry festival is the single most exciting thing that happens. The school is obsessed with soccer. We dont have our own football team, the porters consists of Mattituck Southold and Greenport. There are more skaters in Mattituck then you could believe, their garb of choice is a constume consisting of ball sack squeezing pants and shoe lace belts. Wierd? yeah, it is pretty disgusting. Most of the guys in mattituck think they're "Real OG's" because they wear baggy pants and listen to lil wayne like its a religion.

Mattituck Kid 1: I fucking hate this town, theres never shit to do.
Mattituck Kid 2: Uhm, my mom said its okay if we smoke pot in my room since i got a good report card.
Mattituck Kid 1: FUCK YEAH. lets do itttt.
Mattituck Kid 2: Just tell your mom we're going to the movies.
Mattituck Kid 1: Good idea, she'll totally buy that.

mattituck by thamaqiccw0rdd August 21, 2009

Mattstackin 

One who forcefully inhaled queefs!

Damn Matt you have been Mattstackin all day!

Mattstackin by Jaygotthemoves June 28, 2020

Mattituck 

A small town on the North Fork. Everyone drinks and smokes. Amazing at baseball and soccer. Every kid parties on the weekend and we don't drink coors like soho. Parties are the best. Fuck soho

Wanna go to a mattituck party Friday?

Yeah sure it's gonna be lit and a huge fight with soho.

Mattituck by Fucksoho March 12, 2017