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mastabatorium 

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.
The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.

Malianators

Malianators are the fandom based off of the famous tiktoker “Malia”. Aka the funny Aquarius of tiktok.
Malianators are so funny
Malianators by Meow!<3 February 10, 2021

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) 

A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...

Mastabatorial 

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.
1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
Mastabatorial by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008

Mastabatory System 

The hands and genitals of ones body.
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."

mathinator 

1. The dude - Not sure what he really does, but he has his own desk and that's good enough to earn some respect.

2. Most likely to organize the Titty Club meeting.
Zach: ::rubbing himself:: What's all up in teh club?
mathinator by misterfred December 1, 2004