matt han 

the most youngest looking 20 year old in the world. he is infamous for his call lines such as 'yolo','sickunt', 'wet' and so on.

YOLO! said matt han

matt han by isaac choi November 6, 2012

matt hancock 

Making a terribly poor decision, backtracking and then pretending it never happened.

"He really matt hancocked that"

matt hancock by idonthatepoorpeople January 13, 2021

Matt Hancock 

A guy who enforces Covid restrictions in the UK and blatantly disobeys his own rules by french kissing in his office and has a firm grip of his wifes ass. Also he is the UKs health secretary

Oh that guy who had sex in his office.. what was his name Oh Matt Hancock

Matt Hancock by rgb is cool June 26, 2021

Matt Hancock 

To grope someone's arse like a drunk, horny fresher on the pull.

"Where's Boris?"
"He's Matt Hancocking Carrie instead of attending Cobra meetings

Matt Hancock by MattHancock-VictorianGhost June 27, 2021

matt haney

A political Bro who tries to milk the woke voters by taking and posting selfies of himself all the time. A total selfie, self promoting hoe

You see that politician pull a Matt Haney by showing up to the BLM rally and take/post 10 selfies of himself and leave after 5 minutes so he could go chug IPA’s with his bros while watching a golf tournament.

matt haney by TotalRecallSF November 26, 2021

matt handle 

known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.

can you matt handle this?

matt handle by lovetomatthandle November 7, 2009

Matthaney 

A non-stop selfie taking bro elected to power on an woke agenda.

You see Supervisor Joe pull a matthaney by showing up to a funeral in the TL for 5 minutes to take a selfie and post it on Twitter before running off to sip IPA's with his trust-fund friends.

Matthaney by TotalRecallSF December 2, 2021