To look over and read a person's text messages while they are unaware of you seeing them. Considered very annoying to most people and an invasion to their privacy. Similar to eavesdropping.
Dude, you are matsching on me right now and I dont appreciate it. Knock it the fuck off.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).