matriarchy 

The longest-running joke in human history.

"Hey dude, did you hear about the matriarchy supporters?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH"

matriarchy by swag69696969 November 11, 2013

matriarch 

1. The oldest woman in a family (a grandmother or great-grandmother) who thus has the most seniority.

2. The head of a family in a matrilineal society

3. The ruler in a matriarchy.

The matriarch looked proudly over her great progeny, from her eldest daughter to her newest heir, her month-old great-granddaughter.

matriarch by Lorelili October 19, 2010

malarchy

mal-ark-ee

Something that generates a lot of work or fuss.

"I can't be bothered with all that malarchy."
or "Organising this was such a malarchy!"
or "This organising malarchy isn't easy."

malarchy by Rabid Giraffe May 24, 2006

matriarchal 

a woman who rules her family or tribe

The leader was a matriarchal. A beastly one at that.

matriarchal by Morgan tee January 28, 2008

Ur Mom Malarchy 

Even worse than Ur mom gai, ur dad lesbian, ur sister a mister, and ur granny tranny combined......

Tod: Ur mom gai
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Tod: Ur sister a mister
Joe: Ur mom malarchy
*Tod implodes causing a black hole to encompass the omniverse

Ur Mom Malarchy by NiggaBeater503 May 13, 2018

malarchy

Word orgin: prefix "mal" meanining inappropriate or askew as in "malpractice", "archy" meaning "form of rule" or "governing body" as in monarchy.
Definition:1) action resulting from foolish judgement.
2) Foolish statement.

That statement is malarchy.
That malarchy kept me sweeping up shadows all day.

malarchy by koafancypants September 19, 2007

Manarchy 

An ideology that claims resistance to systemic oppression, but is blinded by its own privilege; largely the domain of young, straight, white, able-bodied, cisgendered college educated men. A portmanteau of "man" and "anarchy"

"did you hear that black chick call me racist? i'm just trying to give a compliment. black women have beautiful bodies, i don't think they hear it enough. whatever, she's probably a dyke"
"sorry bro, sounds like she doesn't dig manarchy, bro"

Manarchy by mackys May 6, 2012