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mating press 

A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

A similar position is the Pile Driver.
“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”

“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
mating press by El Fuckface October 2, 2018
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anstey martins 

it’s a very bad school the are blind teachers xx

Laura Sanchez doesn’t care about the pupils she favourites them and kicks out the innocent they don’t stop bullying.
you’ll probably fail your gcse there because off how bad it is and there off stead is a disgusting. Don’t send your kids there and move school. Zooey meadowcroft is a devil she will stalk you to death xx and don’t forget Greasy hanna cook or timy hacket there your nightmare and then there’s mrs Norman with her spérm brows good luck if you go there.
Anstey martins is a place we’re they discriminate you
anstey martins by a person x April 16, 2019

San Quentin mating call 

A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.
In a jail holding cell:

Man, I gotta cut one.

Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
San Quentin mating call by TJ3 February 3, 2010

martins basement 

1) a place where good things go bad, bad girls become saints, straight men become gay, and people that arent virgins, become virgins again.
2) a wet/moist dark environment, were a devil cat runs loose, and were one may lose their virginity without even knowing how, when, where, or to whom.
3) fuck me in the ass, and call me a neurotic hamster.
4)suck my Naudahl
1) uh...uh... he loved it...in martins basement
A very good friend who will always be there.

He will have a lot if troubles so you must be there to help him and let him vent to you.
He is also a very good partner to have. He will always be sweet to you and never fail to make you laugh.
Loves to tease you about your fears and insecurities, but he will never mean it in a mean way.
Contains 90% dirty jokes.
Person 1: Hey, that guy is very funny even though he kept teasing me about being short.

Person 2: Yep, that's a Matias.
Matias by Falconyze July 29, 2018

makinsey 

The best kinda girl in the world, one who you should be happy you know. Also is very unique because her parents liked the name Mackenzie but wanted to be different. She also most likely had a dirty mind.
Person 1: have you heard about that girl makinsey?
Person 2: yeah, she's my good luck charm
makinsey by UrbanizedLife409 June 3, 2016

mainstream meme 

When a meme has become so popular that it appears on the news, TV, or anything else outside of message boards. When this happens, it is deemed too popular and forever called "OLD".
Rick Rolling has been a mainstream meme for a very long time. Cut it out.