Traffic Calming Measure 

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

Traffic Calming Measure by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

mauren 

An unique girl. Once you get to know her its really hard to forget about her :-) Shes honest, beautiful in every way and a really good friend, shes real and loyal and hard to get soo if you get at her dont let her go ;)

mauren, shes the kind of girl you wish you had ;*

mauren by Anonymousyy August 8, 2012

Maureen

Maureen is all around an amazing person. She basically combines all the best traits a person could have. First off, she’s unbelievably kind and nice. I guarantee you will not meet anyone sweeter than Maureen. Second, she’s smart. She loves to read more than anything, and is happy to geek out with you about anything. Third, she’s beautiful. Maureen has the most amazing eyes I have ever seen, and the cutest smile of all time. Fourth, she has a super chill personality. Maureen gets along with pretty much everyone, and everyone gets along with her. Fifth, she’s super funny. Maureen can always get me to laugh with her puns, and sometimes even just looking at her can make me laugh with happiness. There are a bunch more things that make Maureen great, but these are my favorites. ❤️

Man, I’m so happy Maureen is my gf.

Maureen by Staceysmom63 July 18, 2018

Maureen

Maureen is a special girl who will always hold near and dear to my heart from 3 years ago to forever. You’re my super girl you’re my everything and you made life great, one day you will stumble on your name in urban dictionary and see this message from me.

JM

Maureen is a very great girl to love

Maureen by Athenam8 January 28, 2020

measure twice, cut once

Proverb

1) (Literally, carpentry) One should always double check one's measurements before cutting materials to minimize the chance of mistakes thus wasting materials, time and money.

2) (Figuratively, when describing oneself) Plan and prepare careful and thorough manner before taking action

Random1: I am a measure twice, cut once type of guy. I always plan everything I do ahead of time and carefully to make sure everything runs smoothly when I start

measure twice, cut once by Richardoyu September 19, 2010

Hitler (Unit of Measurement) 

One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.

Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement

Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”

“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”

Hitler (Unit of Measurement) by Cateye5 October 28, 2019

maurene 

Maurene is a very loving person. She will do everything for her love ones especially for her partner. Maurene's name is as unique as her. She the living idiom of a girl happened to be born on the right place and on the right time. She sometimes do some things that will do some troubles with his partner but she can easily find way to solve it back. If you are lonely, just look to her smile and you will attract to her positivity, on the other side, she is a short-tempered person. She will be easily annoyed on small things but food will always solve the girls problem. This girl was hurt once and she will do everything so that it will never happened again on her life. She is so generous, kind, loving, and a jolly person. She also have a good taste in fashion, she is very creative, good at dancing and singing. The way she smiles makes her partner fall again everytime.

What is love?
Maurene is love

maurene by Nebuchadnezzar_ January 30, 2020