Top Definition
When you're taking a really long shit, and you yank one off during.
Guy 1: Just got a real nice blumpkin.
Guy 2: Your girlfriend went for it?
Guy 1: No, gave myself a masturblumpkin.
by ImmunityBreach October 17, 2012
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