Bob: why do people keep putting their names on urban dictionary?
Sally: its ridiculous. Its self masturbatory
Sally: its ridiculous. Its self masturbatory
by The Feelgoods December 13, 2020
You enter a room and sniff that familiar smell of ammonia, a copy of Razzle lies open nearby.There are tissues scattered around the bed and underneath the bed is a vacuum-pump penis developer.All the evidence suggests that someone has been wanking them selves off. But who was it?
This case of Masturbatory Skullduggery becomes more incongruous by the minute, some of these used tissues contain wallpaper paste solution!
by dead fantasist November 26, 2006
Something that halts or reduces one's urge to jack off.
Anything classified as "cute" is automatically anti-masturbatory, otherwise it would just be "hot".
Anything classified as "cute" is automatically anti-masturbatory, otherwise it would just be "hot".
I was getting busy looking at porn then I heard the most anti-masturbatory thing ever:
Meatwad from adult swim's Aqua Teen Hunger Force's voice.
Meatwad from adult swim's Aqua Teen Hunger Force's voice.
by Battery September 15, 2005
Engineer with an emphasis in masterbation. Is usually well informed on lubrication viscosities and form. Will also spit out complicated algorithims while in the act of ejaculation.
I consulted a masturbatorial engineer to help reduce the stroke required for proper ejaculation.
I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.
I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.
by Lucky Johnston February 26, 2009
by Dannysjokes May 25, 2010
by danielle April 9, 2007
When you're checking out an attractive friend or aquaintence's Facebook or other social media account and start masturbating over the more erotic or sexy photos without their consent.
Dude1: "I was flicking through Katie's photos when I noticed one of her shoot pics! I couldn't help but jerk it!"
Dude2: "Too much info brobeans! You'll get done for masturbatory rape!"
Dude2: "Too much info brobeans! You'll get done for masturbatory rape!"
by Hoodgotwood March 8, 2016