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TO MASTURBATE
girl:

first read the example of sex (#4) or something else, like porn, to make you horny. Next, lick at least two of your fingers, the more there are the better it feels, and stick them in your pussy, rub them around and make sure that you are wet. Once you are wet, use those fingers to rub your pussy in a circular motion, I prefer hard and fast. If you have an electric toothbrush, use the vibrating bristles to rub your clit. Keep rubbing until you orgasm. Trust me you will be glad you did.

Guys:

Pull up and down on the shaft of your penis as hard as you like, rub it until you cum and orgasm.
by hornygirl! April 15, 2007
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something every girl had done at some point
i love to masturbate with my glow-in-the-dark vibrator
by lsafkj` November 04, 2006
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to touch and play with yourself for sexual pleasure until a climax. for girls: take your finger and rub your nice pussy in circles until you almost reach your climax then stop....then do the circles again...do this 4 times and your climax will be better than usual... for guys: take your hand and wrap it around your cock on your cock...then move your hand up and down until you reach your climax ...you can also jerk on your cock to fell better...
Jenny: I masturbate all the time!

Danielle: So do I!!

Jenny and Danielle: It feels so good!
by Rachel O. Biancardi March 24, 2008
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The act of pleasuring oneself sexually. It happens most in males who are unable to quell their sexual desire at any given time.
Joe watched as Lexi walked to the front of the room, her perfect ass shaking back and forth with every step. He felt his penis stiffen. Looking down he saw the bulge in his pants.

Lexi turned and faced the class making her double d cups jiggle. This only perpetuated Joe's hard on. He tried to push it down with his hands but this only made him harder. His penis pushed up against his hands and broke through his flies.

Suddenly Joe looked up and saw that Lexi had her eyes on him. Joe's rod kept growing and he began to shiver.

Lexi began to dance, slowly shaking her hips. As Joe began to drool, Lexi reached down and unbuttoned her pants. In one motion she pulled them down, revealing a pink thong.

Joe's breathing increased as his penis rubbed against the top off his. Lexi pulled her shirt over her head and threw it towards Joe's feet. She was wearing a matching bra. As her eyes focused back on Joe her huge boobs jiggled.

Joe couldn't take it anymore. He grabbed his exposed penis and began to masturbate. He began to moan as he felt his load building up.

By now the entire class had taken notice and gathered around his desk, but Joe couldn't stop. With a few more rubs he ejaculated, spraying shot after shot of hot sperm.

As Joe opened his eyes he saw Lexi, fully clothed, standing in front of him with her hand covering her mouth. She was staring at his penis.

Suddenly he realized he had imagined the entire thing. Frantically he ran to the door and headed for the bathroom.
by Ero69 May 05, 2012
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to rub yourself untill you have an orgasm (the point where you feel so good you feel like you died and were reborn as a god)98% of people do it and the rest who dont are so old they cant feel it anymore or hav a desease so they cant feel it.also funny that if you dont know some1 that also does it you will never hear that they do it. i have friends that do it and i do it too and im sure that i got a friend to do it by looking at porn while he was over lol.for best results have your select favorite kind of porn and lube(u no hav to buy try certan gel soaps/shampoos lol sum are better than expencive comercial lube) also night is great to cover up along wit shower lol(the only reson guys dont masturbate together is bcause they dont know how their dicks compare ::truth)and the myth about masturbation making your dik smaller :fake: along with the gay thing parents tell you to make you stop with the blindness lol obviously fake.after your first cumming you will never spend more than a week without it again
person 1)ew you masturbate(trying to act surprised)
person 2)ya who doesnt?
person 1)what kinda porn u like?(whispering)
person 2)wide variety.
person 1)u got a good site i got 3 viruses so far?
person 2)ya (i was gonna rite a good 1 but that would count as advertising lol)!
by I es unknown February 07, 2008
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To stroke or to touch your penis or genital sack in a way that feels arousing or pleasing. When one masturbates the point is usually to give oneself an orgasm or to get your penis hard for sexual forplay with someone else.
Dude, I saw fat Logan at the 311 show the other night and he was in the bathroom with another guy and they were both trying to masturbate into the sink!
by t-bone tony April 26, 2006
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Freeing ur tadpoles;Rubbing your dick until it hardens to the core and a white subtance called SPERM also known as cum oozes out and in some cases it leaks out.
Joe:my science teacher told me that sperms look like tadpoles
Jim:So?
Joe:I thought of not being cruel to them.So once i reached home,i freed them :-)
Jim:Actually that's wat i do during my free time,I masturbate.
Joe:Oh,ok...
by Siddiq March 28, 2008
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