masturbathon 

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes

Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.

masturbathon by Ali T May 14, 2003

masturbathing 

The act of jacking off while in the shower.

Why were you taking so long in the shower?

Oh, I just got done masturbathing.

masturbathing by cabbage206 August 15, 2009

masturbathon 

Masturbating 26.2 times in a single day.

When I heard Todd was going to attempt a masturbathon, I bought stock in Kleenex.

masturbathon by Billy November 14, 2002

masturbathon 

A word of Greek origin meaning to masturbate and ejaculate approx. 26 times continuously without breaking.

The 'bathlete completed the Masturbathon in his personal best time, 2 hours 36 minutes 9 seconds.

masturbathon by Dr. Oxford May 16, 2003

Masturbash 

Adj. (mass-terr-bash)
The act of self pleasuring aggressively, while thinking about a person , place or thing you immensely dislike. Usually occurring from frustration or substance abuse.

"God I really can't stand my ex, she's an absolute mess. Definitely calls for a masturbash."

Masturbash by Lachlan and Swanny April 26, 2015

masturbathon 

Similar to an obstacle course, in which you jack off to certain types of porn in a row, seeing how fast you can finish the course.

I always get slowed down in the farm sex section.

masturbathon by niggers May 13, 2003

Masturbasting 

(V.) -ed The act of masturbation on or over somebody else's food ,evenly coating the object in one's own semen and/or vaginal fluid.

John was masturbasting his, soon to be ex-girlfriend's turkey, cause the bitch had it coming.

Masturbasting by Martin the Spartan March 19, 2010