masterhater

Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.

Mother: You shouldn't be reading Playboy!!!
Son: You masterhater!!!

masterhater by Neoni November 17, 2006

mastershake 

When a man masterbates and wipes off his hand, but doesn't wash it. Later, He shakes someone's hand that he doesnt like.

My boss sucks so bad I mastershaked him today when we met.

mastershake by DrDigits December 20, 2010

Masterhate 

The act of masterbating because you hate yourself. The desire to masterbate due to self loathing. The self love equivalent of "hate fucking".

I was so ashamed that I lost my job that I went home and masterhated.

Masterhate by JSteezy83 April 1, 2013

Masterhate 

To violently hate punch your penis while u masterbate!

Jim was so lonely after his girlfriend left him for a other guy, he started masterhate himself on every occaision.

Masterhate by Matc584 August 23, 2011

masterhate 

when you masturbate all your pain away to angry disgusting porn that you would watch never normally, just to vent your crappy situation through your penis.

I got cut from the basketball team last night, so i masterhated till my dick was raw... i feel very at peace now.

masterhate by kcaz411 October 6, 2011

masterstate 

a person who master bates at least once in every state

dude i cant believe you jerked it in every state you're a masterstate

masterstate by visualprick December 17, 2016

Mastershame

The guilt one feels when having to be around others too recently after a masterbation session.

You could see the mastershame all over his face.

Mastershame by Nicko714 December 4, 2009