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Masterbeast 

To masterbeast is:

1) To play alone in a multiplayer game by yourself because your friends don't want to play with you.

or

2) To be a badass when the rest of your team is down and out.
1) Yesterday I was masterbeasting because you guys didn't want to play with me.

2) Damn all you fools suck, I had to masterbeast for us to get through the last round.
Masterbeast by THE ON3 November 2, 2011
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masterblathering 

Excited, pointless and always somehow self-referential verbal-diarrhea. (See ANY Tarantino interview.)

Not an example of usage, examples of actual masterblathering:

"You don't have to tell me how cool I am, listen to ME tell you how cool I am!"

"Did you see me at Madison's party? Everybody was waiting for me to do something cool, I know, but I made them wait until Madison was right next to me. Did you see it? I was SO AWESOME, dude!"

"So I watched this movie once called "City on Fire" at the video store they let me work at and I thought "Shit, nobody's seen this! If I can get Harvey Keitel and that funny-looking guy from Fargo I can totally rip off my first movie!"
masterblathering by ginsoak May 8, 2008

masterblazing 

Masturbating while smoking weed.
Dude, my mom caught me masterblazing again.
masterblazing by Curtis Grander October 15, 2013

Manterboating

The placement of one's face, into the cleavage of a man's moobs, followed by the side-to-side shaking of the head accompanied with a motor-ing sound.
John made many trips to McDonalds on Friday; resulting in a hefty, yet delicious figure. Sarah was captivated by his rolls and decided manterboating his moobs at the pool the next day would be a hot idea.
Manterboating by D & L February 3, 2008

Masterblader 

Banked track roller derby referee for the Lonestar Rollergirls from the A&E reality series called "Rollergirls". Known for his fight yell before each jam " Are you ready? Pack 'em up!!"
The Masterblader whistled twice to signal the jammers to start twenty feet behind the pack.
Masterblader by Motorblade June 16, 2007

Masterboy 

A german eurodance group very popular in 90's in Europe, Oceania and South America.
Masterboy marks the end of good dance music. All things released after 1995 of this genre sucks afterall.
Masterboy by Phair May 21, 2006

masterblaze 

the act of masturbating while simultaneously blazing a joint
Hey guys, I was going to masterblaze this weekend if you all would to join me.
masterblaze by Al D. Douglas September 14, 2011