Top Definition
when someone offers you a choice between two things and you decline both and decide to masterbate instead
joey:listen man, you can either come with me to the grocery store or go make your own dinner, your choice.

penisface92: fuck you man, im about turn that ultimatum into a masterbatum.

joey:fine asshole, do what you want, youre never gonna get a girlfriend.
by penisface92 September 16, 2011

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