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1.
Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.
God, how can you be such a mastard?
by Nick Chaffey June 25, 2007
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2.
a motherf***ing bastard...
Don...you stupid mastard!!
by sweetzsug & fred man January 14, 2005
26 15
 
3.
a masturbating bastard
That mastard just won't quit!
by betocito January 30, 2003
9 18