massoccer 

verb; to massacre totally and hilariously destroy another team in soccer. In 2014 World Cup quarterfinal Brazil lost horribly to Germany 7-1 thus the origin of this word.

The Seattle Sounders will completely massoccer the Portland Timbers on Sunday.

massoccer by ArtsyAtrium July 9, 2014

Massover 

What Catholics celebrate during Lent.

Jewish people have Passover... Catholics have Massover.

Massover by Alicatmeow May 8, 2011

massospermaphobia 

extreme or irrational fear of getting zizzed on by your masseuse.

I have extreme massospermaphobia

massospermaphobia by Thomas Zilkowski April 12, 2023

St. Valentine's Day Massucker

(refers to the mob shooting in 1929 - the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and the St. Valentine's Day itself; comes from "massacre" and "sucker") a total destruction of hopes and dreams of people who sent Valentine cards to their dream-boyfriends/-girlfriends, where they usually finally have the courage to show their feelings, hoping that this would allow them to start a beautiful relationship - the hopes and dreams end up with a failure (because of being rejected by the "beloved one"), often involving being made fun of and laughted at in front of the whole class or school and eventually called a loser and a sucker;

Alan fell in love with Jen the very moment he saw here, but she was out of his league. He was always somewhere around her, waiting for the right moment to tell here about his feelings. And so there was St. Valentine's Day. He sent her a beautiful, hand-made card, where he described his affection. Not only did she rejected him, but also showed the card to all the worst possible people she could have shown it to, so they all made fun of Alan for like a month. He felt like a total loser and a sucker. It was his St. Valentine's Day Massucker.

St. Valentine's Day Massucker by KurtSteinerPL June 22, 2012