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Masscunt Murdersludge 

A latent homosexual maneuver where two lonely chat room buddies get together and suck themselves off as part of an internet cam show.

Masscunt = massive lack of vaginas
Murdersludge = what has happened to your dignity
dude: Hey, did you hear bill and frank are doing a masscunt murdersludge show this weekend?
chick: don't judge. They have to pay the rent somehow
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masscular 

Being a massive human being while still maintaining an extremely toned and muscular physique.
Ty: So our fit test at Anytime Fitness is Wednesday at 7:00, right?

Trish: Yes....let's cancel! That personal trainer is way too masscular....I'm dreading our workout!

Ty: Word!
masscular by TrishCM April 20, 2011

massaulted 

the big gay policeman pulled me over an went hip skippity when he molsaulted my virgin ass
massaulted by stumpy299 March 17, 2003

masscullar 

When your muscles have a mass of their own.
Danm dude, you're so masscullar it's making my cocksix horny.
masscullar by Masscular June 14, 2017

Masscular 

Anything or something ie. an object, that has mass.
Lifting masscular weights can be quite the heavy task indeed.
Masscular by Good guy Jarid April 4, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026