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Massaging The Donut 

To make something out of nothing
I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.

massaging 

To rub someone's body such has back feet and neck to be relaxed
My boyfriend is massaging my back to relax it after a stressful day at school.
massaging by Annagu14 April 22, 2016

mastsacting 

Joe was so mastsacting!

Joe was mastsacting the world!
mastsacting by CMG Ballin February 19, 2008

Mansacking 

Mansack, mansacking, or mansacked. An event in which a man runs up to another man, usually an individual they dislike, grabs their balls and twists them, and then runs away.
"Hey, that's Jerry. I hate Jerry. Should I pull an epic prank and start mansacking him?"
Mansacking by DeepFrying November 1, 2018

crotch-massagingly

adverb: eliciting such a pleasurable response that one is forced to massage their crotch.
"Jessica Alba? She's crotch-massagingly hot!"
"I finished my term paper... it's crotch-massagingly comprehensive."
crotch-massagingly by AlexAtGT June 16, 2006

massaging kink 

When your partner massages the knots out of you back and the moans from pain turn them on.
"Oh yeah that guy was kinky, he had a massaging kink"
"No way, I'm so jealous!"