Button Masher

An excuse that pro players call people when they lose to them.

“Yay I won”
“Well you were just a button masher”

by SuperQuack September 29, 2021

Meat Masher

when your so horny that you phone up EVERYBODY in your contacts.

I Had a meat masher fest all day yesterday

by AAustinMega October 2, 2019

egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.

Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”

by Harryhardhelmet January 6, 2023

dooky masher

A plunger that is used for a toilet.
Was working on a stopped up galley sink. Did not have a plunger someone offered up a bathroom plunger. I explained I did not use dooky mashers where we wash our dishes.

Don't use the dooky masher in the kitchen sink.

by noboomboom January 14, 2010

Student Masher

A middle-aged college teacher (particularly male) who hits on students. He's not creepy, yet, but its getting there.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.

I think my prof is hitting on the sexy chick in the third row.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.

by Tennessee Bill February 24, 2014