Keyboard Masage 

When your colleague thinks its a good idea to mess with you and takes it upon him/herself to rub your keyboard and open all of your apps.

Boss: Where's that report johnny?
Johnny: Sorry boss I am closing all of my opened windows at the moment, tim gave me a Keyboard Masage.
Tim: Hah working hardly or hardly working?
Boss: Tim, your gay
Tim: *you're
Boss: Your fired
Tim: *You're

Keyboard Masage by Liam sal 1 April 15, 2013

mayan masage 

when your riding on a bumpy road a bounce up and down.

we're going off road. we're getting a mayan masage.

mayan masage by your loverrrrrrrrrrrr August 14, 2010

waist management 

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'

If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

waist management by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014

Blow Massage 

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.

George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE

Blow Massage by Mr BigG April 7, 2015

Indian Scalp Massage 

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.

I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."

Indian Scalp Massage by Milan the dude April 22, 2015

pigeon manager 

A manager who flies in, shits all over everything you do, and leaves just as fast as they came.

Employee: Hey how's my work?
Manager: This is all done wrong! What the fuck have you been doing for the past 3 days? Do you pay any fucking attention at all to what you're doing? I'm going to need you to stay late and fix this pile of crap you call "work".
Employee: Damn Pigeon Manager...

pigeon manager by Jon C. September 17, 2006

Fart Massage 

When a powerful fart rumbles so hard, it gives the person beside it a warm, deep-tissue massage

Did you feel the fart massage I just gave you?

Fart Massage by LilSquirt69 September 15, 2018