| 1. | mayan masage | ||
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when your riding on a bumpy road a bounce up and down. we're going off road. we're getting a mayan masage.
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| 2. | Keyboard Masage | ||
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When your colleague thinks its a good idea to mess with you and takes it upon him/herself to rub your keyboard and open all of your apps. Boss: Where's that report johnny?
Johnny: Sorry boss I am closing all of my opened windows at the moment, tim gave me a Keyboard Masage. Tim: Hah working hardly or hardly working? Boss: Tim, your gay Tim: *you're Boss: Your fired Tim: *You're |
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| 3. | bifkin | ||
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brins favorite plce 2 masage ooooooo thats nice mmmmmm my bifkin is ull cummy
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| 4. | Mexican massage | ||
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A massage without using ones hands. Lisa: "Did you give her a Mexican massage?"
Buddy: "I am a gentleman!" |
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| 5. | vasage | ||
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Masaging a girls Vagina before you stimulate her from the inside. Brad gave Taylor a vasage before fucking her out of her mind.
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| 6. | panoose | ||
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a panoose is one good penis masage. Daniela gives one hell of a panoose.
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| 7. | gnome | ||
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a man in tights who loves plays who is a ex member of zz top and dances like hobos has a weenie pouch in his hat who goes around telling little kids hobo's cant afford cable and saying hes superman stealing their clothes and uses it as a cape hen honk at people like he is a moose then smacks rthere bootyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy/shit hole a common item they ware is a llama dick on their fore head yet they are awesome little vienna sausages "mommy im sad"said chuck norris
" why chuckypoooi"his gramma/lover replied "that gnome just told me you cant aford cable"chuck norris said "well duh im a hobo from hobo1can oh darling your sexy naked"grammy said Duh grammma he took my clothes and did what you do after you get a inner butt masage 'im superman' and take my clothes"said chucky "well i love your dick"said a store keeper "well he took my chuck norris pajamas"waa he said "i hate gnomes"they all said including you |
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