when your riding on a bumpy road a bounce up and down.
we're going off road. we're getting a mayan masage.
When your colleague thinks its a good idea to mess with you and takes it upon him/herself to rub your keyboard and open all of your apps.
Boss: Where's that report johnny?
Johnny: Sorry boss I am closing all of my opened windows at the moment, tim gave me a Keyboard Masage.
Tim: Hah working hardly or hardly working?
Boss: Tim, your gay
Boss: Your fired
brins favorite plce 2 masage ooooooo thats nice
mmmmmm my bifkin is ull cummy
A massage without using ones hands.
Lisa: "Did you give her a Mexican massage?"
Buddy: "I am a gentleman!"
Masaging a girls Vagina before you stimulate her from the inside.
Brad gave Taylor a vasage before fucking her out of her mind.
a panoose is one good penis masage.
Daniela gives one hell of a panoose.
a man in tights who loves plays who is a ex member of zz top and dances like hobos has a weenie pouch in his hat who goes around telling little kids hobo's cant afford cable and saying hes superman stealing their clothes and uses it as a cape hen honk at people like he is a moose then smacks rthere bootyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy/shit hole a common item they ware is a llama dick on their fore head yet they are awesome little vienna sausages
"mommy im sad"said chuck norris
" why chuckypoooi"his gramma/lover replied
"that gnome just told me you cant aford cable"chuck norris said
"well duh im a hobo from hobo1can oh darling your sexy naked"grammy said
Duh grammma he took my clothes and did what you do after you get a inner butt masage 'im superman' and take my clothes"said chucky
"well i love your dick"said a store keeper
"well he took my chuck norris pajamas"waa he said
"i hate gnomes"they all said including you