Marwaning
being fake -butthurt so you can talk about the things you want to talk abt
without drawing attention
without drawing attention
Marwaning by Mangogalaxy May 15, 2016
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Marwaning
Verb - to pretend to be butthurt so you can be an attention whore while gaining the ability to swear at people.
Dude I'm sick of Joe's, imma start marwaning in 3, 2, 1.
'Wow, Joe you insensitive cock, why do you keep degrading me?
'Wow, Joe you insensitive cock, why do you keep degrading me?
Marwaning by CapedCruisader May 15, 2016
Marwhining
The 'up-and-down', slightly nasal tone with which a Marwari girl from Calcutta/Kolkata and nearby places speaks, be it complaining or celebrating.
Guy: Let's go clubbing at Shisha tonight!
Marwhining girl: Haaaan! Lekin mummy ne humko bola hai ki 9 baje vapas ghar aa jaanaaaa.
In the club---
Guy: Did you drink?
Marwhining girl: Haaaan yaaar. Humne na shot ka ek sip try kiyaaaa!
Marwhining girl: Haaaan! Lekin mummy ne humko bola hai ki 9 baje vapas ghar aa jaanaaaa.
In the club---
Guy: Did you drink?
Marwhining girl: Haaaan yaaar. Humne na shot ka ek sip try kiyaaaa!
Marwhining by VB14 January 19, 2015
Piers Morganing
1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.
- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.
2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.
3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.
- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.
4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.
- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.
5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others
- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.
6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.
- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.
2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.
3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.
- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.
4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.
- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.
5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others
- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.
6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.
- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
Piers Morganing Peers Moron Lies Morgan Buttocks Talent Show X Factor Daily Mirror Idiot Liar Anus Cunt Fool Delusion
Piers Morganing by Rendevous August 17, 2009
Captain Morganing
(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.
"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
Captain Morganing by merulian August 19, 2008
Manvaning
Man-vaning;
The same as caravaning, but the people present are strictly all male, hence the name man-van.
Man-vanning was originally created because girls ruined the overall fun of the night,
you cannot discuss such things as;
-Having sexual intercourse with chicken pasties.
-Amy's breast.
-Physics.
-Masterbation.
-Sing-a-longs.
-The rating of girls in your school/6th form/college.
-Ridiculing of those who we dislike.
-General aggression and piss taking.
but mostly performing horrific male antics.
The experience is overall more fun when girls are taken out of the equation.
This also can irradicate the danger of cheating if one of the males is in a relationship
As getting drunk with girls present if you are in a relationship, does not bode well.
The same as caravaning, but the people present are strictly all male, hence the name man-van.
Man-vanning was originally created because girls ruined the overall fun of the night,
you cannot discuss such things as;
-Having sexual intercourse with chicken pasties.
-Amy's breast.
-Physics.
-Masterbation.
-Sing-a-longs.
-The rating of girls in your school/6th form/college.
-Ridiculing of those who we dislike.
-General aggression and piss taking.
but mostly performing horrific male antics.
The experience is overall more fun when girls are taken out of the equation.
This also can irradicate the danger of cheating if one of the males is in a relationship
As getting drunk with girls present if you are in a relationship, does not bode well.
"Hey fancying having a sausage fest this weekend?"
"Yeh sure, how about a bit of manvaning"
"Sounds good"
"Yeh sure, how about a bit of manvaning"
"Sounds good"
Manvaning by Lincoln Christ's Hospital Pupil April 6, 2008