(N.) A friend, usually a wingman, that voluntarily shits their own pants so that you may hit on someone.
(N.) The best friend of all time.
(N.) The best friend of all time.
This girl I was into was really sweating my friend and he wasn't interested so he pulled a Shart Martyr. She was disgusted, he had to leave, I took her home!
by Napi Pupi December 13, 2012
Person 1: Dude, that guy is a total weather martyr.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's wearing a leather jacket, blue French shirt, blue jeans, and converses in sub-zero temperatures. He is freezing his nuts off to look good rather than putting on a real jacket.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's wearing a leather jacket, blue French shirt, blue jeans, and converses in sub-zero temperatures. He is freezing his nuts off to look good rather than putting on a real jacket.
by Jonathan S. Tuttle January 5, 2010
Parents of children with special needs (particularly Autism and Down's Syndrome) who make their child's disorder about themselves. They typically make themselves the victim and act like their lives are so much difficult than their child's because of their child's special needs. They tend to post humiliating videos and articles online of their children, particularly of them having a meltdown.
Steven and Robin are such martyr parents, they keep complaining about not being able to take their severely Autistic child to rock concerts without him having a breakdown
by reniboo November 1, 2017
A.K.A. Smear Attack
A dirty Political tactic used by politcal groups in a awfull attempt to demonize their opponents or rally ones political base.
This tactic is used when the losing side in a political,race, voting Initiative.
This tactic is most effective when supported by lots of media coverage. The end result is a false fear on insecurity which will very likely effect the peoples minds on election day.
Both left wingers and Right Wingers of diffrent back grounds are know to employ this tactic.
One of the most recent examples of this tactic is the War On Christmas
A dirty Political tactic used by politcal groups in a awfull attempt to demonize their opponents or rally ones political base.
This tactic is used when the losing side in a political,race, voting Initiative.
This tactic is most effective when supported by lots of media coverage. The end result is a false fear on insecurity which will very likely effect the peoples minds on election day.
Both left wingers and Right Wingers of diffrent back grounds are know to employ this tactic.
One of the most recent examples of this tactic is the War On Christmas
People were disgusted by the Religious Rights attempt at playing the martyr three weeks before election day.
by ????^_^???? October 17, 2006
A tarty martyr is one who is on an epic quest to find the perfect tart for which he will give his life
James: Ooh look that’s nice tart
Sam: But is it the one
James: it’s the one for me
Sam: I respect ur decision thou mighty tarty martyr
Sam: But is it the one
James: it’s the one for me
Sam: I respect ur decision thou mighty tarty martyr
by A tarty martyr January 31, 2019
Someone who says something that's unpopular, but needs to be said, on a message board that supports the concept of karma ratings. The person will surely lose karma for their statement, despite the fact that it's true and can't be worded differently.
by Liam Morley January 17, 2007
A conservative yuppy soccer mom who whines about having to do the grocery shopping. Her logic somehow withstands the fact that her poor husband works sixty-five hour weeks at a highly stressful job.
"Look at Gina, shopping whilst complaining of being overworked", says worker number one
"Yah," says worker number two, "Boy is she ever a Wal-Martyr!"
"Yah," says worker number two, "Boy is she ever a Wal-Martyr!"
by liberalwizardtyler August 25, 2007